I'm an atheist. Which God should I worship?

I'm thinking Thor or Zues, but then again Amun seems pretty powerful. I don't want to make a choice based on culture and place of origin... so it's a dilemma. These days all the hipster kids seem to be into the FSM, but I don't know, I don't want to be a sheep, following trends and conforming to popular fads. What other atheistic Gods/Goddesses can I worship?